20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
justnithya: A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale. 1. Don’t have sex. Seriously Abstinence is key. 2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day. I don’t care how good he says his weed is he is cuckoo bananas and he wants you dead. 3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered. There are...
Zombie apocalypse warning in St. John's...I love... →
I can’t tell you how much bullshit I’ve been through because I will openly say...– Megan Fox (via smsfca)
Screw Bieber Fever, I've got Sevenfold Syndrome
my dad's an asshole so you know,
letterboxlovely: happy father’s day or some shit.
The awkward moment when you wake up to your best...
nitavee: Me: What the fuck are you laughing at? Michael: I don’t know -falls back to sleep and starts doing it again- Me: I thought you were choking but you were really laughing, what were you laughing at? Michael: I had a dream I caught someone farting on camera and I was like I got your fart in my vadj (vlog all days in june) and now it’s a quief. /DEAD
generous-hypocrisy: “I play Call Of Duty more than I should.”
Grapes in the mouth make you happy down south. :D
nitavee: Make yea get a big boner, what you gonna do?