August 2011
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So yesterday my mom was talking about bringing...
Me: I wish we had better seats for Uproar. I'm used to being at the front of the pit.
Mom: I'm bringing my binoculars so I can get a good look at M. Shadows' stage boner.
Tonight....
Mom: Holy shit! I'm pretty sure I can see his horse cock from here!
Me: Me gusta.
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I love how the whole Jo Calderone was an inside...
keepcalmyouwerebornthisway:
And everyone else was like o-o
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Tyler the Creator just won a VMA. That is...
lets-blow-a-hole-in-this-town:
sanityscraps:
pantslessprogressive:
reallyfoxnews:
Lyrical example: “rape a pregnant bitch and call it a threesome.”
With that as my introduction to this guy, I don’t want him to have a career.
op welp yeah welp i just lost a lot of hope for everyone
Fuck Chris Brown. Seriously.
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straight up
soulotaire:
if a guy became my boyfriend right now ,
i would
play black ops
makeout
bjs
sandwhiches
play black ops
play black ops
Legit
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Philosophers Stone was published in 1998, the year...
harrietstevens95:
FUCKING JO DOES NOT MISS ANYTHING!
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Boom I got yo' boyfriend, I got yo' man
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most of my favourite nights were spent alone, on...
cleoismyrealname:
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Reactions to the Earthquake
hailedloco:
Facebook:
“EARTHQUAKE!”
“OMG i hope everyones ok”
“my first earthquake lol”
Tumblr:
“The earth is my new favorite vibrator”
DC earthquake devestation — lawn chair knocked over
“Hey east coast, what’s cracking”
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